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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7324 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Votes: | 3001 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 350 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.