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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2750 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3283 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.