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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1390 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.