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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3036 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.