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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2089 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 464 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.