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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5346 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 7009 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.