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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9135 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.