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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9716 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Farms Harvested: | 495 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7326 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.