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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7994 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 267 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.