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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3734 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8706 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.