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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1634 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.