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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3279 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Votes: | 3639 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.