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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9237 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.