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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 138 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 172 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.