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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2671 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 424 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Farms Harvested: | 346 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.