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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4665 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 108 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.