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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 886 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.
