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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6168 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 82 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 135 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.