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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8332 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.