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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9694 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 380 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.