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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6778 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 99 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.