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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3817 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1916 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
New Chunks Explored: | 168800 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.