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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8170 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 557 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.