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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9017 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.