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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7887 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.