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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7192 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.