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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8315 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 812577 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.