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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5070 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.