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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4509 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.