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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8034 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.