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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 171 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.