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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1547 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
New Chunks Explored: | 507043 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 3337 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
Join us and witness the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Our server is like a virtual circus, with clowns running amok and pigs flying through the sky.
Forget about /pol/ and 4chan, they’re old news. Here, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the insanity. Need a break from reality? Come join us, where nothing is genuine and the banks control all (just kidding… or are we?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).