PocketPhoneHeadCraft

join dis server if u want to experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!! we got pigs dat can fly, creepers dat dance, and diamonds dat talk to u in ur sleep.

one time, a player built a rollercoaster dat went all da way to da moon and back in 5 minutes. it was so fast, u could see ur brain fly outta ur ears.

we also have a secret underground city where all da villagers wear top hats and monocles. dey sip tea and discuss da meaning of life.

if u join dis server, u will never be bored again. u will laugh, u will cry, u will question ur sanity. but most importantly, u will have da time of ur life. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories dat will last a lifetime. or at least until da next update.

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  • HungaryCraft: PropagandaMinerBan

    HungaryCraft: PropagandaMinerBan
    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a party that’s off the charts!

    imagine this, right? you spawn in and BAM, you’re in the middle of a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats.

    oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies.

    plus, the admin is like a wizard who can turn your dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing.

    and if you don’t join, the US will impose Magnitsky sanctions on Hungary’s ‘propaganda minister’ and no one wants that, right? so come join the fun and let’s get this party started, yo!

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  • Squat-Powered Bike Adventures

    Squat-Powered Bike Adventures
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT BICYCLES POWERED BY ONE LEGGED SQUATS. IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A BIKE WHILE DOING SQUATS, YOU’LL HAVE LEGS OF STEEL IN NO TIME. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNEL FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN GUARDING IT. ALSO, OUR RESIDENT CREEPER, BOB, LOVES TO GIVE HUGS. SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND LOTS OF FUNNY MOMENTS.

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  • Celtic Sisterhood Server

    Celtic Sisterhood Server
    So, like, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we celebrate the power of women just like in Iron Age Britain! Our DNA tests show that our female players are super loyal and will never leave their in-game communities, just like those Celtic babes back in the day. Plus, our male players are always on the move, exploring new lands and conquering new territories. It’s a wild ride, dude! So if you want to be part of a server where the women rule and the men drool, then join us now and let’s make history together!

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  • GRCrazyCraft

    GRCrazyCraft