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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Love Letters Sent: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Farms Harvested: 284
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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