lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 New Chunks Explored: 909995
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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