lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Potions Brewed: 196
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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