Player Pleasers: Devs Do It Right! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Booty Call

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Oh, honey, you won’t need any saves when you join our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring old worlds when you can join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your quest for glory. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MuslimCraft: Where every block is halal!

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Join our Minecraft server where we have an abundance of Muslim villagers who will trade you diamonds for halal snacks! Our server is so diverse, we even have a mosque where you can pray for good loot drops!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where the creeper is the DJ and the skeletons are the bouncers. You can dance the night away while avoiding getting blown up!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary bacon tree! Legend has it that whoever finds it will have unlimited pork chops for life! So come on down and join the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cringe is the name of the game! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a llama while dabbing and singing Justin Bieber songs. Yes, you read that right. This player was so amazed by the sheer cringe factor that they couldn’t help but stay and become a part of our wacky community.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a penguin disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with their pet dinosaurs and talking cacti. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts glitter!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with memes, pranks, and unforgettable moments!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our Nikke 1.5 anniversary celebration is going to be wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Expect shitty melodramatic flashback stories that will make you question your own existence. And don’t even get me started on the goddess wank – it’s going to be off the charts!

– Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be a superhero in our world?

– Our community is filled with the craziest, most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mines Excavated:	4970
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have expelled all mobs except for the blacks! That’s right, we’ve created a world where only black sheep, black cats, and black rabbits roam free. Why, you ask? Because we believe in diversity, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

Join us on this server for a chance to experience a world like no other. Build your own black-themed creations, explore black biomes, and battle black mobs in epic quests. Who knew that the color black could be so fun and exciting?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind why all the other mobs were expelled… 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mines Excavated:	4683

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Happily Ever After Mine

Companionship, Contentment, Emotional support, emotional well being, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Happily, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Men, mental health, personal fulfillment, relationships, romantic relationships, self-sufficiency, social expectations, societal norms, Women

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with powerful women who have banished all men from their realm, creating a utopia of peace and happiness.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by our queen bee who will welcome you with open arms and show you around our sparkling pink castle. You’ll be able to explore our magical gardens, where the flowers sing and dance to the beat of the music.

But beware, if you try to bring a man into our server, you’ll be met with a rain of glitter bombs and swiftly banished to the land of eternal brooding. So leave your man behind and come join us for a girl-powered adventure like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mines Excavated:	3306	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SweepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is here to wake you up with a bang!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering therapy after visiting us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its hooves. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky where gravity is just a suggestion?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 196182791

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and welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a flying pig that will guide you to your first quest – to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the volcano of doom. But be careful, because the volcano is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

Once you’ve conquered the volcano, you can head to our disco party island where you can dance the night away with our resident creeper DJ. And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army who will ride into battle with you against the evil zombie horde. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret enchanted llama sanctuary hidden in the clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Onyan’s Writing Shack – /wg/ Server

adventure novels, Archive, bakers, beating up Bae, Crafty, evil women, fanfiction, fanfiction writing, FANTASY, fighting Nene, greentext, Onyans, Rentry, Ryona, script, Server, Shack, SMUT, Stories, three years, Vtuber, VTuber fanfiction, Writing, Writing General, writing thread

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Our stories range from epic adventures to spicy smut that will make your diamond sword stand at attention. Dive into our archive of three years’ worth of tales that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Ever wanted to fight Nene in a battle for the ages? Or maybe you dream of beating up Bae and asserting your dominance? We’ve got it all, plus evil women who will make you rethink your alliances.

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where anything is possible. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of creeper explosions and zombie pigmen? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FanCraft: The Server Where Even the Fans Get Excited!

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Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Well, look no further because ShiftUp has got you covered!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is so epic that even Notch himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! Legend has it that he was so impressed with our building competitions that he decided to turn on his fans just to cool off from the excitement!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ll ever come across in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to conquer our parkour challenges, only to rage quit after falling into a pit of lava for the tenth time!

So what are you waiting for? Join ShiftUp today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Steve riding a pig or stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper bodyguards. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!

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🌟🌈 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Olympic torch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with French police evictions, abandoned bus company headquarters, and 450 squatters living their best blocky lives.

🚓 Imagine the chaos as the police storm in, evicting squatters left and right while you mine for diamonds in peace. Who needs the Olympics when you have this level of drama happening right in your virtual backyard?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Bring your whole family – we’ve got 20 children and 50 women ready to join the fun! Plus, at least ten children are already enrolled in local schools, so you know education is a top priority on our server.

🏰 Don’t miss out on the action – join now before the next eviction sweeps through and shakes things up again. Who knows, maybe the squatters will build their own virtual city next time! 😉

📹 Check out the vid for a sneak peek of the chaos, and read the full article for all the juicy details. This server is so wild, even RT News is covering it! #MinecraftMadness

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RedditCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of Reddit going public and join a community of epic gamers who are too busy building virtual worlds to worry about real life drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can ride llamas into battle, build castles in the sky, and fight off zombie hordes with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine wants to hang out with us!

Forget about the dumpster fire that is Reddit, and come join us for some blocky adventures that will make you forget all your worries. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who just want to spread joy and explosions to all who join.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Reddit behind and come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you never want to log off. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OklaMinecraft: Where Everyone Wins (Except the Creepers)

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the state of Oklahoma reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is located in the magical land of Oklahoma, where the rivers flow with diamonds and the trees are made of emeralds. Who wouldn’t want to build their Minecraft empire in such a wondrous place? – The legendary players on our server are known far and wide for their unstoppable building skills and their ability to tame even the wildest of Minecraft creatures. Join them and become a hero in your own right! – Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the Oklahoma landscape, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches? – And let’s not forget about our mind-blowing events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races to epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the adventure of a lifetime on our Oklahoma-themed Minecraft server and see why Oklahoma truly wins in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Patriot Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets American history!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!

Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MarineCraft: Booty Bay – Pirate Adventures Await!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because THIS SERVER is the place to be!

Join us for 3rd Generation girls band 3D live concert, where the zombies are the backup dancers and the skeletons play the drums.

Explore the Second World Trailer with us, where you can ride on Ender Dragons and battle the Endermen in an epic showdown.

And don’t miss out on the Marine Shukkou Full version event, where you can build your own pirate ship and sail the high seas with Captain Houshou Marine herself!

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.