PlatinumSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NEETcraft: Spend Your Last NEET Funds Wisely!

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Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DragonCraft: LOL Edition – Unleash the LOLs and Mine Like a Boss!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FireKillerCraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most fire-filled server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.

So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Brits

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CheongsamCraft: Where Chinese fashion meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe that Cheongsam are the ultimate fashion statement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that wearing a Cheongsam in our world gives you superpowers like the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable Cheongsam designs in all of Minecraft! So come join us and strut your stuff in style while dominating the virtual world with your Cheongsam powers. Trust us, once you go Cheongsam, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	6744
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Yankee Blocks

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Are you tired of playing on servers that are as fragile and ineffective as a glass block in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our server is so strong and powerful, it can withstand even the most intense TNT blasts without breaking a sweat. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server that will never let you down, unlike that one time you trusted a pig to lead you to diamonds and it just led you in circles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Towns Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyCoop – Where Friends Mine Together and Stay Together!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! We don’t just play regular old Minecraft, oh no. We play cooperative games that require teamwork and strategy to win. It’s like a virtual team-building exercise, but with creepers and zombies instead of trust falls.

Join us for intense battles in games like Helldivers 2, where you can blow stuff up with your friends in the most democratic way possible. Or how about Vermintide 2, where you can fight off hordes of rat-men with your buddies? It’s like a rodent-infested party that you definitely don’t want to miss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got updates on updates, like Darktide’s Path of Redemption and Helldivers 2’s Warbond release. Plus, we’ve got crazy future games like Killing Floor 3 and Den Of Wolves that will blow your mind.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs trust falls when you can have explosive battles and epic adventures with your friends? See you there, adventurer!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ankari’s Epic Minecraft Adventure – LOLz Galore Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and meet the infamous internet-addicted girl from Venezuela who will do anything to keep her internet connection, even if it means betraying her own family. She’s like a real-life soap opera character, but with a Minecraft twist!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the crazy antics of a girl who shows NSFW content to underage players and defends incestuous relationships. She’s like a wild card that you never know what she’ll do next. And don’t forget about her friend who compares her to a sheep from the doomverse, but with a twist – she’s a Fujoshi drawer named Ankari draw. Can you handle the madness of this server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BreadCraft: Carb-Loaded Adventures Await! ‘Session Bread?’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your questionable desires.

Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hentai-themed builds, wincest roleplays, egirls selling virtual feet pics, and even a section dedicated to ex-wives seeking revenge!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with players who are just as twisted as you are. From footjob competitions to girlfriend stealing quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner perv run wild! Just remember to use the secret code to gain access: 05d70f847463dffebe085e92374d262b842a65e270a8bdcd54f083ada1abf6462a (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any therapy bills incurred after joining our server)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty World Domination: Where Even Minecraft Characters Dream of Immigrating!

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Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring server, mining for diamonds day in and day out? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us and become a part of the great replacement – where players from all over the world come together to build a new and exciting virtual society.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to challenge it in epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and claim its treasure for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your old server behind and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	98
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Vtuber Village: Where Even the Creepers Are Out and Proud!

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Are you tired of living in a world where vtubers are too afraid to embrace their straightness? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all the openly straight vtubers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and secret underground parties where the only rule is to let your straight flag fly high! Don’t be afraid to be yourself, even if that means being straight in a world of virtual chaos. Join us now and let your true colors shine!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChadCraft: Where Fallout 3 Chads Rule Supreme Forever

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Are you tired of being a wasteland loser in Fallout 3? Well, on our Minecraft server, Fallout 3 Chads stay winning eternally! Join us and experience the ultimate power trip as you dominate the wasteland with your epic Minecraft skills. Feel the rush of victory as you conquer all who stand in your way. Don’t be a loser in the wasteland, join us and become a true Chad!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magic Items Found:	1054	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyCougar’s Creepin’ Craft Server

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Are you tired of hitting the wall in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and women never hit the wall! In our virtual world, women in their 30s are considered the ultimate queens, ruling over all with their wisdom and experience.

Forget about societal stigmas and outdated beliefs, on our server, 30-something-year-old single women are the most sought after players. Men will be lining up to date these powerful and ageless wonders, who only get better with time.

Join us and experience a world where age is just a number and women in their 30s are the true MVPs. Don’t be a burden to society, be a queen on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineMates – Digging, Building, and Trolling Together!

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for Helldivers 2: Electric Boogaloo, where crashes are a thing of the past (we promise…maybe). Our latest update, “Democratic Detonation” Warbond, is set to release on April 11th.

Patch 01.000.202 is here to blow your mind, literally. Dive into the action with our Wartracker feature on helldivers.io and get all the info you need on divers.gg.

Join us for epic battles, insane explosions, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you might just blow up your own house in-game. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1845
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AnimeGamerGirlsOnly Minecraft Server: Where Women Who Secretly Love Video Games Unite!

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Are you tired of women pretending to like video games and anime just to impress you? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players who genuinely love building, crafting, and exploring – no fake gamer girls allowed! Join us for a chance to escape the fake gamer girl epidemic and enjoy a world where everyone is a true Minecraft enthusiast. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – talk about a spooky good time! So come on, join us and let’s show those fake gamer girls how it’s really done in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2