PlatinumSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Sassy Saars Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, or even tame a dragon and fly around the server causing mayhem. Our community is filled with players who love to pull pranks, create elaborate traps, and have epic PvP battles that will leave you laughing for days.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies who guard a treasure chest full of diamonds. And if you dare to challenge the admin in a game of parkour, you better be prepared to face the consequences (spoiler alert: it involves riding a minecart through a maze of lava and TNT).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7114

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VtuberCraft: Surviving WW3 with memes and blocky adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you can witness the epic showdown between vtubers and the impending WW3! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be fighting alongside your favorite virtual YouTubers as they battle it out against the forces of chaos and destruction.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic dance battles with creepers, and even have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and witness the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BoomerCraft: ‘Name 5 games released after you was born better than Elden Ring…’

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Are you tired of playing games that just can’t compare to the greatness of Elden Ring? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world so epic, even the creators of Elden Ring themselves bow down in awe.

Picture this: you spawn into our server and are immediately greeted by a majestic unicorn riding a dragon. Yes, you heard that right. Unicorns riding dragons. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! As you journey through our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And guess what? The only way to unlock it is by doing the Macarena dance in front of a group of dancing skeletons. It’s wacky, it’s wild, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So why waste your time playing games that can’t hold a candle to Elden Ring when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of epicness? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Thunder – Where Creepers and Planes Collide!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just have your regular old blocks and mobs, oh no. We’ve got tanks with thermal sights, guided missiles, and customizable HUD overlays.

Join us for some intense battles in the air and on the ground, where you’ll need to use all your strategic skills to come out on top. Need some tips and tricks? We’ve got guides on everything from weapon systems to game mechanics, so you’ll be a pro in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve even got a secret location called the karelian iceberg where all the cool kids hang out. And if you ever receive mysterious runes, just use Yandex OCR to decode them.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for some dank bants and epic adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	169
Divine Spears Created:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CartoonCraft: Where Spongebob builds a pineapple house and Bugs Bunny digs tunnels to mine diamonds

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Imagine a world where your favorite western cartoons are transformed into epic anime adventures! Join our Minecraft server and experience the insanity firsthand.

Ever wondered what Spongebob Squarepants would look like as a badass anime hero, battling evil jellyfish monsters with his trusty spatula sword? Or picture the Powerpuff Girls as magical schoolgirls fighting off evil villains with their super kawaii powers.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive events where you can team up with your favorite anime characters to take on epic quests and challenges. Want to join forces with Naruto to defeat the evil Plankton and save Bikini Bottom? Or how about helping Finn and Jake from Adventure Time find the legendary Sword of Omens to defeat the Ice King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest crossover of western cartoons and anime you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	138
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Joey’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creativity Runs Wild!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to our crazy, wacky world of blocky madness!

Join us on a server where Joey, the fearless leader, once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on the Ender Dragon. Legend has it that he tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers, all while juggling enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of villagers break it down to “Creeper, Aw Man” in perfect sync.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride of epic proportions? Come on in and let the blocky chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty AF Server: ‘>b’ – Where the blocks are sassy and the creepers are fabulous!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Creepers Countdown: Only 2 More Weeks Until the End of the World

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a time machine that can transport you two weeks into the past, so you can relive all your favorite moments over and over again.

Join us and experience the thrill of deja vu like never before! Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers all while knowing that you can go back in time and do it all over again.

Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you can live in a never-ending loop of epic adventures? Join now and let the time-traveling fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	293	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mayo Madness: Hakui’s Pixelated Adventure

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Are you ready to enter the wacky world of Koyo? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with bouncy Konyoyoyos and cheers from the Joshu Kissing Machine! But beware, you must always end with Koyo or face the wrath of the Research Division’s financial report! Don’t break the rules or delete them, or else you’ll have to accept your punishment and spread Koyoyo to all the good Joshus out there! So come on, join us for some earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything that bloated the OP – it’s a journey you won’t forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	856	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ores Mined:	9471

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Add Me If You Dare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the only one left out of the cool kids’ Minecraft server parties? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you want to be the life of the blocky party! We have a strict “no boring players allowed” policy, so if you’re not bringing the fun, you better start practicing your jokes and dance moves ASAP.

Join us and become the talk of the server with your epic building skills and hilarious antics. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper or have a secret alliance with a pack of wolves. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement).

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and make some new friends who appreciate your unique brand of chaos, then come on down to our server and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or 999, depending on your blocky calendar). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring player, in which case, you might want to look elsewhere).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where Creepers and Craziness Collide!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality and fake news collide in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and experience a world where you can never be sure if that creeper is real or just a cleverly crafted illusion by a sneaky player.

Our server is so advanced that even the pixels themselves question their existence. Are those diamonds really diamonds, or just a glitch in the matrix? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again.

Forget following the news and trying to analyze anything, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether that chicken is secretly plotting against you. Join us and prove us wrong as you navigate through a world where reality is just a pixel away from being a prank.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Snowball Fight Club: Where Snowmen Rule and Players Drool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to blow your mind! Join us for epic adventures and crazy events that will leave you speechless.

Imagine battling co-op boss rushes in the “Hero Games” event or exploring battle stages in “Future Unshackled.” And don’t forget about our latest update, “Gradient of Souls – Version 1.7,” where you can experience mind-blowing new content.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Alloy Truth, Acacia, and more. Plus, new outfits like “Street Code” and “Allure of Lotus” will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download from our main site or find us on Epic Games Store and Steam. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyQueens: Where even Minecraft autists can find love and diamonds!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all the players are obsessed with having a woman? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t give a creeper’s butt about gender! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing we’re obsessed with is building epic structures and trolling each other with ridiculous pranks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, come join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	288143	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyHater’s LOL Mine: Where even the creepers laugh at your fails!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to create over 40 episodes of the most boring and cliche creatures ever seen in the game? We have llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the storyline – it’s so nonsensical that it’ll leave you scratching your head in confusion. But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and a break from reality, then this is the server for you. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (or melted, we’re not responsible for any brain damage).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NudeCraft: Where the only thing pixelated is the blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with clothed girls that you have nudes of! That’s right, you can collect virtual nudes of all the girls on the server and show them off to your friends. But be careful, they might just steal them from you in a daring heist!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures, where you never know what might happen next. Build your own empire and rule over the land with your collection of nudes, or team up with other players to take down the nudes thieves once and for all. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ores Mined:	2114	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1231	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1