PlasticPeenProblemsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	64	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	297	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6133	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Votes:	6707	Potions Brewed:	195
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	2262
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Votes:	648	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Mines Excavated:	1542	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	43	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	5854	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	3931	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Emeralds Found:	6429	Dragon Eggs Found:	819
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	6856
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	67
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	271
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	5763	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	103
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.