Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 9588
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Magic Items Found: 7633
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY