Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Farms Harvested: 445 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Secret Passages Found: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY