Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Crops Grown: 3098
Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY