Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Dimension Hops: 0
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY