Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY