Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
Buildings Constructed: 27 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MythicalMinecraftSMP

    MythicalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mythical creature that grants you three wishes, but instead of wishes, it’s unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

    Join our server and become a part of the craziest urban legend in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the town red (literally).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also gain the ability to speak to animals, ride dolphins like a majestic sea queen, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and less unicorns (unless you count the ones with TNT strapped to their backs).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (except for griefing, that’s just not cool).

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyCrafterz

    CraftyCrafterz
    Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of skydiving without actually jumping out of a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our custom-built skydiving mini-game will have you free-falling through the clouds in no time. Just make sure to watch out for the flying pigs!

    But that’s not all – ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Look no further than our enchanted forest biome, where magical creatures roam free and diamonds literally grow on trees. Just be careful not to anger the friendly creepers, they tend to get a little explosive when provoked.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our extreme parkour course? With obstacles that will test even the most skilled players, you’ll be flipping and jumping your way to victory in no time. Plus, the winner gets a pet dragon! (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in our server, but a girl can dream, right?)

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with a team of talking llamas by your side. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. we got, like, 200 missiles being fired by Iran, and Israel is, like, freaking out, man. but don’t worry, on this server, you can totally join in on the action and launch your own missiles too! it’s, like, a total blast, literally. join now for some serious consequences, bro!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 255 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyWordplay

    CraftyWordplay
    hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

    picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs with diamond armor and talking sheep giving u quests to find the legendary golden potato. but watch out for the evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie villagers!

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? or the giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

    join now and experience the craziest, most wacky adventures u will ever have in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at spawn. who can say no to free cake? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

    Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerminaMC
    Server Type SMP Towny, Community, and Adventure
    Java Port 25565
    Bedrock Port 19132

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I choose to be a hero or a villain on the server?

    Yes, you have the freedom to choose your path on TerminaMC. Whether you want to build peaceful towns or engage in conquest, the choice is yours.

    2. What features does Towny offer on the server?

    Towny allows players to create their own towns or nations, work together with friends or new players, protect their land, trade with others, and form alliances for survival.

    3. Are war and raiding optional on the server?

    Yes, players can choose to engage in epic raids and declare war with other towns. This feature is optional and town leaders can declare war every 24 hours.

    4. Is there a Duel Arena on the server?

    Yes, TerminaMC has a Duel Arena where players can challenge each other in combat. Battle with custom or preset kits and stake Rupeez (currency) for added excitement.

    5. Is the server fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics?

    Yes, TerminaMC prides itself on being fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics. Players can earn everything through dedication and skill with free Termina Ranks.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 82 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Lonely Minecraft Server

    Lonely Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling)!

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just don’t eat the dirt blocks)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the lolz begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have your own army of llamas at your command. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Falling into the Void: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

    Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

    TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CreeperAwkwardMoment

    CreeperAwkwardMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

    Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server
    join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3425 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

    Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}
    JOIN: perakee.xyz
    MAP: perakee.xyz:8123

    Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

    Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

    FAQ

    What kind of server will it be?

    We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

    When will the server reset?

    The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

    How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

    Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

    Can I invite friends to join the server?

    Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 132 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Alien Abductions: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 42 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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