PixelPensionPitfalls

PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters

    BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the only drug we’re addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on the hardest drug you’ve ever done – except it’s just virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a few creepers trying to crash the party. Who needs drugs when you have the rush of finding that elusive stronghold or battling it out in epic PvP battles? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 32

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

    MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession
    LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 239 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

    Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

    Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

    To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

    Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

    Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

    Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

    So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 262 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

    OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Mines Excavated: 3817 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • One Direction Sound Waves

    One Direction Sound Waves
    Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

    Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

    “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

    AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 80 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

    StepDaughterNoWillInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

    Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Magic Items Found: 7229
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Dimension Hops: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

    EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Ores Mined: 4462 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CreepyCrafters

    CreepyCrafters
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

    Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CatastrophicCraft

    CatastrophicCraft
    so, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got attacked by hackers? well, this server is so epic that even hackers wanna mess with it! they tried to take it down but failed cuz this server is like a fortress of awesomeness. join now and be part of the chaos, fight off hackers, and build the most epic creations ever seen in minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get superpowers in the game. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and be a part of something legendary!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Potions Brewed: 139
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

    Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Category Mods
    Technical Create, Mekanism, AE2
    Exploration Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Awesome Dungeons
    Factory Blood Magic, Productive Bees, Simply Swords

    Join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

    A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address provided.

    Q: What mods are included in this server?

    A: Some of the main mods are listed in the table above, including Create, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, and more.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the rules and guidelines.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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