PixelPensionPitfalls

PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
Dragons Tamed: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6915
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Animals Bred: 81
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mines Excavated: 3059
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 272
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 283 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7020 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Runes Activated: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Towns Built: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ‘Sup Bitch!
    Version 1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
    Mods
    • Origins (+ Extras!)
    • Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!)
    • Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets)
    • Mine Cells
    • Waystones
    • Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.)
    • Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.)
    • Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
    Discord Server Link https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
    Rules Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What mods does the server have? The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
    Is the server lore-focused? Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
    How can I join the server? You can join through the Discord server link provided.
    Are there any specific rules I should follow? The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 264 Mythical Quests Completed: 45

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

    Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

    2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

    3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Potions Brewed: 143
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Farms Harvested: 585
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

    /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Farms Harvested: 696
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyClassApology

    CraftyClassApology
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

    Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5514 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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