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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5390 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will make rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft seem like child’s play.