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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3097 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
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